All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Also, beer. Big fan.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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