It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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