i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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