we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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