ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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