I think I just saw someone hide a body.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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