I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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