So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
3pm strippers are depressing
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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