Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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