if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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