I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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