Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Randomize
