there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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