i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You left your phone here
Wait...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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