He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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