Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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