me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
whose parrot is this?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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