She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Randomize
