Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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