if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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