i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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