she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Actions speak louder than pants.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I did not marry a roomba.
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