i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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