You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Randomize
