i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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