is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
grandma shit on top of the toilet
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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