That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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