Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
