I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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