so explain again why im purple
no
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
True college students do jello shots in the library
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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