I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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