if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
FUCK WHALES
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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