PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Dear god my vagina.
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