Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
wow bdsm is so cute
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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