Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
