Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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