Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It's blow job season.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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