Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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