Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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