Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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