Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Is Oprah even human
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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