Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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