whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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