But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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