it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
