I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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