Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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