is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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