Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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