Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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