Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
home. puking in laundry basket.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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